JOKES for the Holidays!
So the school Holidays are coming up soon YAY!
And here are some holiday jokes for you to share with your friends and family...
Q. What's a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangs-giving!
Q. What do elves learn at school?
A. The elf-abet!
Q. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
A. Sandy claws!
Q. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
A. Sandy claws!
What do you call a man with a spade on his head ?
Doug !
What do you call a man without a spade on his head ?
Douglas !
What do you call a man with some cat scratches on his head ?
Claude !
And here are some holiday jokes for you to share with your friends and family...
Q. What's a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangs-giving!
Q. What do elves learn at school?
A. The elf-abet!
Q. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
A. Sandy claws!
Q. What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
A. Sandy claws!
What do you call a man with a spade on his head ?
Doug !
What do you call a man without a spade on his head ?
Douglas !
What do you call a man with some cat scratches on his head ?
Claude !
18 Comments:
I have one too
Q:What do you call a man on his knees?
A: Neil
Hey serena,
OMG I saw you and Tu at Air NZ Fashion Week on Wednesday at the Verge Breakthrough show. You were talking to Bianca from MAC and Tu was busy talking to the make up artist from 10 Years Younger.
Those are cool jokes
Becky
Hi Serena those are such cool jokes!!
From,
Savannah Clemm
FUNNY AND COOL IN A STRANGE WAY.
Man You Guy's Are so funny you have the best show ever
love you bye bye
Those last jokes were random!!!!!!!!! LOL
Hi guys I LOVE ur show i love the prizes and and the CUTE ANIMALS
HAY GREAT JOKES!!
THANKS: SHAQUILLE TAYLOR
FITZPATRICK
hay look`s fun but skeary
I have a funny one
Q: What happened to the GOLD CAT?
A: It turned into a bronze CAT
HI
Q:What happened to the lost cat?
A:It lost its mouse....
LOL
By Brooke Tonks
woooooooooooow i love what nw woooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!see yoa aliey4
I love these jokes u guys r so funny! lol!!
I've got 1 to..........
Q.why did the horse hide behind the tree?
A.because he had to change his jockey! Ha Ha
oh! and your show..........
ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hav got 1 as well
knok knok
whos there
justin
justin who
justin time 4 a cup of tea
Hey Serena,
LOL!!! OMG!!!
what can I say?
Those jokes are wicked!
Have a Gud Dae,
Love
Alice
hahahahahahahahahahaha. Very funny.
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